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Comment on Integrative Medicine: Can We Truly Integrate Care? by tufftitmouse

tufftitmouse — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:54:20 +0000

How do I …
How do I collaborate with someone who feels vaccines are poison, autism is caused by thimerosal, and chelation is the answer?

Comment on The Healing Connection with Cordy Anderson on Therapeutic Touch, Part 1 by owensb01

owensb01 — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:48:37 +0000

Are these people …
Are these people using “The Force” to heal? The Jedi Knights would be proud.

Comment on The Healing Connection with Cordy Anderson on Therapeutic Touch, Part 1 by irongoddesstea

irongoddesstea — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:48:37 +0000

this is definitely …
this is definitely not garbage. because medications are not everything. ask the nurses… they know about therapeutic touch.

Comment on Healing Mandala Meditation - Self In Cosmos (Revised) by meintheuniverse77

meintheuniverse77 — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:48:36 +0000

That was wonderful …
That was wonderful Orbiel, Thank you, a perfect reminder : ) XXX

Comment on How would a colony of psychic bats who practice hypnotherapy go about luring an Irishman into their cave? by Blue-Eyed Christian

Blue-Eyed Christian — Wed, 27 May 2009 12:16:59 +0000

They should all fly to the tree outside his bedroom window at night, preferably on a night when his window is open. Then while he sleeps, they can whisper their suggestions to him, something like "you really want to go spelunking in that big black cave outside of town!" Then when he wakes up, the ringleader bat can hide on the back of said Irishman's head and guide him to the cave, kinda like Ratatouille under the chef's hat.

He wouldn't escape because the bats would have him convinced that he wanted to live on the cave floor surrounded by guano for the rest of his life. They'd use him for their nefarious plans, such as making him go into town and get booze and cigarettes for their parties.
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Comment on How would a colony of psychic bats who practice hypnotherapy go about luring an Irishman into their cave? by hatrickpatrick

hatrickpatrick — Wed, 27 May 2009 10:29:26 +0000

I'm Irish and I can honestly tell you that we'd probably save them the trouble by nosing around in the cave ourselves out of curiosity
But yeah, if we didn't do that then beer is the way to an Irish person's heart
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Comment on How would a colony of psychic bats who practice hypnotherapy go about luring an Irishman into their cave? by Dior

Dior — Wed, 27 May 2009 06:11:27 +0000

well I cant thing of any cheezy irish man jokes so Im gonna go with the batman route. This irishman would believe he were batman and fight the bats with his bare hands (POW! BANG) and then just when it looked like he were loosing, robin would come and save him cause the show has to end with batman being the hero, what with all the kids watching - I mean you cant crush all thier lofty, idylic superhero dreams, its america after all, anything can happen here, just look at paris hilton.
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Comment on How would a colony of psychic bats who practice hypnotherapy go about luring an Irishman into their cave? by am1432

am1432 — Wed, 27 May 2009 03:44:19 +0000

I think they'd probably know his fondness for dingbats, on account of the psychic ability and know that the repellent was all a facade. They'd douse him in the spray and the dingbats would come.

Clearly, now that the Irishman is surrounded with a harem of dingbats, he's naturally, instinctively even, drawn into the cave.

He went in willingly, the bats are pleased. He will leave the cave when the dingbats grow lax and tiresome. The bats will let him, knowing he cannot live without experiencing the depths of the cave again soon.

The cave…the *cave* is the Irishman's greatest weakness.

The bats are wise to nest there.

Before he leaves they use the hypnosis to make him believe it's all of his own free will that he's drawn to the cave, and that it's his choice to return.
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Comment on How would a colony of psychic bats who practice hypnotherapy go about luring an Irishman into their cave? by Jane

Jane — Wed, 27 May 2009 03:28:34 +0000

Tell him you have a lovely dinner on the go, AKA a pint of Guinness.
Sorry but Freud did say the only people in the face of the planet you couldn't analyze were the Irish…lol
Good luck with that.

PS: I love my Celtic cousins..

Just wanted to say that this is one of the funniest questions I have read in a long time, and the answers are hysterical!
Keep them coming..
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Comment on How would a colony of psychic bats who practice hypnotherapy go about luring an Irishman into their cave? by Matthew D

Matthew D — Wed, 27 May 2009 03:15:12 +0000

You offered chicken curry. What about Baileys?
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